Pig Sick: Kenwyne Jones begrudgingly apologises to Whelan

Pig Sick

Pig Sick: Jones apologises to team-mate for damage to his car

Stoke player Kenwyne Jones has apologised to fellow team-mate Glenn Whelan after smashing his car window in rage after he found a pig’s head in his locker.

The Trinidad and Tobago international tweeted “ i’ve apologised to glen whelan (sic) for the destruction of his property”, but then went on to say “So for all the people that think that the pigs head wrapped in my clothes was banter great so is the broken window”. 

Stoke City face Southampton away today, but insist that there is no tension within the squad.

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A History of Footballers Wages

Footballers wages have been an issue for a number of years now, with people claiming to be die-hard fans and those who hate the game able to spend time discussing whether or not players deserve to be paid these astronomical sums.
Some players in the modern game are paid over £200,000-a-week while the mere mortals of this world are struggling to cobble together enough money to get through each month without dipping into the red. This infographic shows how the times have changed, from the early 1900s to the modern day with wages rising at an alarming rate since the clubs started to be bought by billionnaire businessmen looking to turn their teams into the best in the world.
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Liverpool Logic: Haven’t People Had Enough Yet?

Brendan Rogers: expecting a victory over suffering Saints

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For this article i’m going to take a few quotes from the latest brilliant example of what I call ‘Liverpool Logic’. These quotes are from a Brendan Rogers’ press conference – he’s discussing Suarez’s 10 match ban after biting Ivanovic.

“The punishment has been against the man rather than the incident” 

I agree with that to be honest Brendan. The same man who stamps on opponents, fights with team-mates, swears at football  fans, punches opponents, bites other players, has a history of diving, handballs to win games and of course – racially abuses people and then refuses to shake their hand. Sure, the punishment’s against that lovely man.

“It was violent conduct, the football club admitted it, Luis admitted it”

Whilst I think we all recognise that admitting  you  bit someone several hours after it’s the main story on just about every media outlet in the country is nothing short of courageous, I would also like to point out that that’s completely irrelevant – he’s still bitten someone on a football pitch.

“We’ve got a punishment with absolutely no intention towards helping a rehabilitation of a player”

Well, the FA is a governing body of football, they don’t run  rehabilitation centres unfortunately – that’s your job. But to be fair, i’m sure if Wayne Rooney took a bite of Carragher’s arm, all Liverpool fans and staff would be calling for the former Evertonian  to be rehabilitated.

“He’s a boy that’s working tirelessly to fit in to the life and the way it is in this country”

Can’t argue with that. Apparently in Uruguay it’s completely OK to have a nibble on someone’s arm. How is he meant to adapt to this new non-biting culture in just 2 years?

Once again it’s Liverpool against the rest of the world. Always has been, always will be…

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Another One Bites The Dust

Luis Suarez bites an opponent for the second time in his career.

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England and the wider problem of the Centre Half

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Now the furore has settled down around the farce that was the Rio Ferdinand selection saga, it gives us time to look at the deeper source of a problem for England the lack of quality we have at Centre Half. 4 or 5 Years ago England had an array of quality choices at Centre Half: Rio Ferdinand, John Terry, Ledley King and Jamie Carragher to name but a few, all playing regularly for their clubs. The facts are we now are picking from a talent pool that is significantly less than previous years and there is a lack of quality there. There is however another point  to made: that the art of defending and standard of defending in general has dipped, but that is for a different time. Defending in the Premier league this season has been quite alarming at times, yes attacking play has come more to the fore but there has been a significant amount of bad defending we have been witness too.

 It’s also another worrying sign that  the partnership that is likely to start on Tuesday, Joleon Lescott and Chris Smalling have played so little for their clubs this season. Lescott has  played just 20 of City’s games this season in the league and Smalling has appeared in less than half United games this season too.

There’s also Cahill and Jagielka but do we really consider them any better options to Smalling or Lescott. Smalling can’t get into the United team ahead of Ferdinand which is a real part of the problem. The other player with masses of potential at United is Phil Jones, but an injury plagued season this year and his own versatility hasn’t helped his progression. Played at Right Back, Defensive Midfield, the man seen as the natural heir to the Centre Half position at both United and England has hardly any chance to prove himself and Ferguson seems at the minute unwilling to try him in his supposed preferred role.  Outside of Smalling and Jones is there any more centre half’s that realistically could be seen as having a future in the England team? Caulker at Spurs is a fine prospect but again he finds game time at Spurs a problem with Vertonghen and Dawson ahead of him.

You would imagine that judging Ferdinand on this season  alone Hodson knows that Ferdinand is England’s best Centre Half, but that is only part of the story. I don’t  think he was ever a viable part of Hodgsons plans for Brazil he was a mere stop gap due to the amount of Injuries that had decimated the England squad.  Somehow I can’t see Hodgson picking him again of the intricately planned training regime can’t allow him to play 2 games now back to back now how would he cope with the regime of an international football tournament.

From where we once had a position of strength 4 years ago we now come from a position of weakness and what must be worrying for England and for Hodsgon it shows no easy sign of getting better.

By Alex Wiseman

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